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You Look So Cute With Your Hair Cut! And your back to wearing your old clothes! So precious!
Anonymous

Oh, ehe, you noticed the haircut, huh??

I did it myself. I think I did a good job. :)

I like my old clothes. The new ones were okay, but they were kinda scratchy! Plus, I like red stripes.

I'm the goshdarn Onceler and all your trees are belong to us.

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I don’t see your name on ‘em.

Is paint still alive? And what about Grey?
Anonymous

Who’s Paint? Do you mean Percy? He’s still here, and so is Grey. I’ve just been going out a lot. It’s kiiiind of boring there sometimes.

...wouldn't you take Halfler so you he could fly you off the Island?
Anonymous

Halfler isn’t a thing, he’s a person!! It was asking for THINGS.

But I’d take Halfler with me if he wanted to come. It’d be like a vacation!

Wow Ted I thought you were 12 not a freaking 7 year old. Colouring book? Honestly?
Anonymous

Hey, shut up!!! Where am I supposed to get elasticity on a DESERT ISLAND, huh!? Riddle me THAT.

Coloring books are super fun, okay.

If you were marooned alone on a desert island, and you could choose two things to have with you, what would they be?
Anonymous

Umm.. a backpack full of snacks so I don’t get hungry, and…

..Maybe a coloring book??? So I don’t get bored!

-boops nose- : )

HHHHHHHhhhooooowww did you get in the hooouuuusssee…?

Are you that Hash-Slinging Slasher guy? Or..

Is it winter or something? Are you Jack Frost?

I’VE WATCHED TELEVISION, I’M WARNING YOU!!!

I KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS!!!!! >:(

cief:

Colour meme speedpaint of Teddy requested by Oodles!

cief:

Colour meme speedpaint of Teddy requested by Oodles!

ask-thelivingonce-ler:

Er, uh.. Perhaps that joke is a bit too mature.

I don’t know too many kid-friendly jokes, all my jokes are funny to, uh, “grown-ups.”

Though, y’know, I’ve prob’ly got a joke book or two hangin’ around the library at my place.

Hey, now, there’s a thought! You oughtta come over to the cottage one of these days, Ted! Heh, I could teach ya some regular cookin’, show you ‘round the Valley.. It’d be pretty far-out to have you over!

Speakin’ of which, I really oughtta be movin’ along. Shouldn’t be away from home for too long.

..Um..! Yeah..! I’d like to come visit!! It’s kinda boring here sometimes, with Percy being all weird.. Gray says he’ll be fine, but.. still..

Um!! Okay! Uh..

You’ll come back soon, right..?

ask-thelivingonce-ler:

-HACKS ON THE SMOKE FROM HIS PIPE-

G-geez, kiddo, it’s— Well, it’s kinda difficult to write jokes yerself, but there’s a few good ones out there!! Heheh, what’s one I’ve heard, uh.. Oh! Oh, I’ve got a real knee-slapper!

Okay, okay, here it goes—How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?

A fear of utility bills! Haha, that one gets me every time!!

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…I don’t get it…